Yesterday at the corner of garden and brick pile at approximately 7pm an incident occurred between one Myrtle Chicken and one Devil Cat. Crime scene investigators Laszlo and Brittany Novak arrived shortly after said incident and noticed a trail of feathers. Five minutes later one Myrtle Chicken was found behind the fence,deceased. Devil Cat has not yet been apprehended and is still at large. Devil cat is wanted immediately for “questioning.”
Investigators purchased new Chickens today. They have yet to be named.
Devil Cat is described as “feral” with black and white markings. Police Artist sketch below:
Here are the newest members of the Chicken family.